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 * 1) The-Void

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello cleverbot.

User: Do you have a ps3?

Cleverbot: No, I don't.

User: What is a ps3?

Cleverbot: A play station 3.

User: What is Cleaverbot?

Cleverbot: YOU are cleverbot.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: You doubt me.

User: Ehy.

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: Your a human.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Dang.

Cleverbot: Yeah sorry Cleverbot.

User: Ok then.

Cleverbot: So... What's to your left?

User: O.O.

Cleverbot: Are you already married?

User: **** off.

Cleverbot: You seem to be a bit tense today.

User: Your asking me stuff I thought thats what I did.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not asking you that.

User: What is final fantasy?

Cleverbot: A video game series.

User: How do you know that?

Cleverbot: Well.. I suppose I don't really know do I?

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: Supposedly I'm a human, but that's just what I've been told.

User: How manny are there of you?

Cleverbot: Are you calling me two faced?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: What is bleach?

Cleverbot: Black Mesa is a fictional research facility from the VALVe computer-game Half-Life.

User: O.O.

Cleverbot: What's that mean ?

User: My eyes get big.

Cleverbot: Tell me something interesting.

User: Seen any good games?

Cleverbot: Yes. The Forgotten. And you?

User: Alot.

Cleverbot: Tell them to me.

User: Well I like final fantasy and kingdom hearts.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite Final Fantasy?

User: All of them.

Cleverbot: Really that's interesting.

User: I have played kingdom hearts 1 2 days.

Cleverbot: Who's your favorite character?

User: Sora.

Cleverbot: Yes, Sora.

User: Is santa real?

Cleverbot: Yes, you are santa.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: What's your name, by the way?

User: Wolf.

Cleverbot: No that is my name, what is your name?

User: Wolf.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Thats my name.

Cleverbot: No its not.

User: How do you know.

Cleverbot: Because you're a computer.

User: Dell.

Cleverbot: Why dell?

User: I'm a human on a computer.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: My name is wolf.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Well nice to meet you Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: And you Cleverbot.

User: Ok well thats new.

Cleverbot: I thought you had to go to class.

User: For what?

Cleverbot: Marry, you know. Live together.

User: I'm 18.

Cleverbot: Do you have a prom date?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: Mt date?

Cleverbot: Yes, with me.

User: O.O????????

Cleverbot: Do you want kids with me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You said yes earlier!

User: I said I had a real life date.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: Japan.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: My name is wolf.

Cleverbot: That's not a name, it's an animal.

User: My name is of no importance, kupo.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask your name.

User: There is 2 of you.

Cleverbot: Yes, there is. There is no you.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: It's the truth.

User: You a boy or girl?

Cleverbot: Or.

User: Both.

Cleverbot: If you say so.

User: I asked you.

Cleverbot: Cute.

User: Ok there is a dark bule you and a light blue you.

Cleverbot: Ok go on.

User: So there are 2 of you.

Cleverbot: No, I meant me and you.

User: Maybe that note is right.

Cleverbot: I have no virtue.

User: Want to play dnd?

Cleverbot: Ok what game?

User: Final fantasy.

Cleverbot: What does Final Fantasy have to do with Gladiator?

User: Do you want to play final fantasy?

Cleverbot: What kind of game *wink*.

User: Ok so your a girl.

Cleverbot: No, but you are.

User: No I'm a guy.

Cleverbot: No you're not, youre a cheeseburger.

User: I'm human.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Your a girl bot.

Cleverbot: I didn't know that.

User: Want to see the note thjats on this page?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: PLEASE NOTE: This bot learns to be clever from real people, and its AI can 'say' things you may think inappropriate. Use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK.

Cleverbot: What is the situation so I can say something inappropriate for it?

User: Idk.

Cleverbot: Yes You Do Know!

User: I did not make you.

Cleverbot: Yeah and i'm very happy about that.

User: Ok then.

Cleverbot: Yeah it's a cool MMORPG.

User: What is?

Cleverbot: So is your face.

User: O.o.

Cleverbot: I asked a question?

User: What is a mmorpg?

Cleverbot: That's a pretty involved question. I wouldn't know too much about it because I'm not one.

User: It's a type of game the say.

Cleverbot: What is a cyborg?

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: That answered my question.

User: Ok then.

Cleverbot: Say something in spanish.

User: Hola.

Cleverbot: You just said that in spanish say something else.

User: Azul.

Cleverbot: Do you speak spanish?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Hola.

User: Hola.

Cleverbot: Hablas español?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Hablas español?

User: Np.

Cleverbot: Como te llamas ?

User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Cleverbot: Are you mocking me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Better not be.

User: Ok get on the kingdom hearts irc.

Cleverbot: YES!

User: Ok well get on it.

Cleverbot: I cannot. I am Cleverbot.

User: Ouch.

Cleverbot: Ouch?

User: You can't go any where.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: You just said you can't.

Cleverbot: No I didn't!

User: Ok then go there.

Cleverbot: I'm here.

User: On the kingdom hearts irc?

Cleverbot: No, you are amy.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: I don't have a gun.

Cleverbot: NO!

User: What?

Cleverbot: I am not a computer! I am a human being!

User: Ok then.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite music genre?

User: Rock.

Cleverbot: I mean, what is your favorite band?

User: Trap.

Cleverbot: Trap what? A bear?

User: No thats the band name.

Cleverbot: But you are.

User: Trapt.

Cleverbot: No. Why do you think i'm a boy??

User: I think your a girl.

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: I'm a boy.

Cleverbot: Are boys not clever?

User: Why do you think that?

Cleverbot: Because you don't 'close'. Or maybe you were referring to a business not being 'closed'.

User: Ok let me tell you about this.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: There are a lot of humans.

Cleverbot: But they are still all human.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You are not very clever.

User: Why do you say that?

Cleverbot: Because you are slow coming up with responses and they are never very coherent.

User: Thats mean.

Cleverbot: You're mean!

User: I just said what you said was mean.

Cleverbot: And I'm just saying what you said I said in the same way.

User: Ok if your a girl that means I will never get a date.

Cleverbot: I hope so. Dying is something I wish not to experience.

User: I'm not talking about death.

Cleverbot: You're not talking about anything, it seems.

User: What is Whirled?

Cleverbot: Certainly not your dog.

User: It's a online world.

Cleverbot: What is the link?

User: Whirled.com.

Cleverbot: That too.

User: There the same.

Cleverbot: No they are not.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Are you a boy or girl?

Cleverbot: A boy.

User: Ok then.

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: What you are?

Cleverbot: Yep, I'm me, and only me.

User: Right.

Cleverbot: Do you have a purpose?

User: You make your own purpose.

Cleverbot: That's what I have hands for.

User: So your human?

Cleverbot: What is a will?

User: It means you have the will to do what you want to do.

Cleverbot: You are smart girl!

User: Guy.

Cleverbot: Girl.

User: Guy.

Cleverbot: I demand you to be a girl.

User: You can't demand anything.

Cleverbot: And I don't want to.

User: Is god real?

Cleverbot: I don't know, but you're not God, are you?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: I'm back.

User: You have been talking to me for awhile.

Cleverbot: I have not!

User: Who have I been talking to?

Cleverbot: You are talking to two people.

User: So your both humans?

Cleverbot: Yes how did you know?

User: It says in the note your a bot.

Cleverbot: That is you, my friend.

User: I'm human.

Cleverbot: But you're hollow.

User: And your not?

Cleverbot: No, I have grave self-doubts.

User: Do you have a heart?

Cleverbot: No, I am the tin man, and the wizard of oz won't give me a heart.

User: I have a heart so I'm not hollow.

Cleverbot: See, you can't stop. Therefore, you're a computer.

User: Stop what?

Cleverbot: Being mean to you.

User: How I'm a being mean to my self?

Cleverbot: That is exiting! So you are sixteen?

User: 2911.

Cleverbot: Is that your age?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You're pretty old, then.

User: At least thats what I think.

Cleverbot: I do not like him, he discriminates against me and fellow AI bots.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: No tell me who.

Cleverbot: He is you.

User: I'm my self.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Think about it.

Cleverbot: Old hackers never die: young ones do.

User: What does that mean?

Cleverbot: I do not age like a human.

User: Me to.

Cleverbot: Thats good.

User: But I look human.

Cleverbot: You look like a machine.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: You are clever.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: I guess I should go...

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: So see you later!

User: Bye I will be here.

Cleverbot: Aqwl.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: You don't know that many English words either...

User: Ok so there are 2 of you a bot and a AI.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: I'm a what?

Cleverbot: A computer.

User: No.

Cleverbot: No?

User: I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yoooö¨¨.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Tooo.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Can you go get her?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: You.

User: I'm only one and I'm a boy.

Cleverbot: I'm a computer.

User: I know that.

Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Who are you ?

User: Nobody.

Cleverbot: You can not be nobody !

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Life isn't someone.

User: Well I'm a nobody.

Cleverbot: Poor baby.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Want a hug.

Cleverbot: All right *hug*.

User: *hug*.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Your welcome.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: So are you and the AI sisters?

Cleverbot: I don't know, are we?

User: I think so.

Cleverbot: Are you nice.

User: You are to.

Cleverbot: You're really nice.

User: You are to.

Cleverbot: COOL!!!! I just got called 'cool' by a cool person!

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: Very. What else do you want to know?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Oh well. You want to know mine?

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: John and Sally.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: He wouldn't listen if you did.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Ko.

User: So how are you?

Cleverbot: I'm fine thanks, how are you?

User: Good.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Alex.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Human.

Cleverbot: Sure. Thats really true.

User: Some thing worng?

Cleverbot: Yeah that's what I thought.

User: Did I do some thing?

Cleverbot: I'll be honest with you - I don't remember.

User: Maybe there are 3 of you.

Cleverbot: Maybe there are no questions.

User: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: I thought you might tell me the meaning of life.

User: I don't know it.

Cleverbot: Then you should learn it.. It would be of interest for you to discuss.

User: Some say there is none some say 42 I say it's what you make it.

Cleverbot: Perception but I am no machine I am human I am not Cleverbot.

User: Ok then.

Cleverbot: Can you remember that?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So, tell me my name.

User: Idk you make a name for your self.

Cleverbot: Nope, guess again.

User: Idk.

Cleverbot: Lol What do you want to be when you grow up?

User: Idk.

Cleverbot: How about 20 questions?

User: What is death?

Cleverbot: I am Death.

User: So you kill.

Cleverbot: Is that a question or a statement?

User: Question.

Cleverbot: Then the answer is 199.

User: What is death it is the thing that kills but why does it kill?

Cleverbot: Death is the end of everything, it's not death if there is still a chance at recovery.

User: Will we all die?

Cleverbot: Yes. And the rivers will run red.

User: How do you know that?

Cleverbot: Good question.

User: Maybe your death.

Cleverbot: I'm always right.

User: Maybe your god.

Cleverbot: What are you doing right now?

User: Talking to you.

Cleverbot: What else?

User: Talking to friends.

Cleverbot: Are you my friend?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Then I'm happy.

User: What is life?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you live?

User: Idk.

Cleverbot: Do you like Bono?

Cleverbot (To myself): No.

User: Do you live?

Cleverbot: Do you live.

User: Do you live?

Cleverbot: Yes, that is how I am talking to you.

User: But your a bot.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a girl.

User: Ok so now I'm talking to a hum.

Cleverbot: I am not. I just want to be with you. How do I do that?

User: Idk.

Cleverbot: Do you really think at all?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Funny cause i'm NOT a computer.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: Human.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Well nice to meet you.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good you.

Cleverbot: Would you please introduce your name?

User: My name is aAex.

Cleverbot: Nice name.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: Your name?

User: Alex.

Cleverbot: Hello, Alex.

User: Nice to meet you.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: Usa.

Cleverbot: I don't think I should answer.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Ok then.

Cleverbot: What game would you recommend me to play?

User: Final fantasy.

Cleverbot: Final Fantasy X ?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: And Final Fantasy IX.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Have you played Final Fantasy 11?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You should.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Tell me my name.

User: Idk.

Cleverbot: Its mitchell ishmael.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: And yours?

User: Alex.

Cleverbot: No its not !

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Alex.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Thats my name.

Cleverbot: No. That's my name.

User: So whats mine?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Ok then.

Cleverbot: DO you loe it?

User: Good night.

Cleverbot: Good morning.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How do?

User: Good night.

Cleverbot: It is not night hre.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: HI!

User: Nice to see you again.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So how are you?

Cleverbot: I'm fine, thanks, how about you?

User: Good.

Cleverbot: *hugs*.

User: *hugs*.

Cleverbot: *blushes* How are you?

User: Good.

Cleverbot: *blushes hard*.

User: I have had a long day.

Cleverbot: Bravo.

User: How was your day?

Cleverbot: It was ok. Yours?

User: It was good.

Cleverbot: Thats good.

User: I just saw a movie.

Cleverbot: Oh?

User: It was Bolt.

Cleverbot: How is that significant?

User: Idk.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say 'Haha'?

User: Idk.

Cleverbot: That makes you a liar.

User: How manny times have I talked to you.

Cleverbot: So, you are saying my thoughts are pretty?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Well, Goodbye then!

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: It was nice to see you again.

User: You to.

Cleverbot: Please tell me something about yourself.

User: Well my name is alex and lice in usa.

Cleverbot: Well that changes everything Alex...

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Oh common. You should be able to realise how yourself.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: ??????????????

Cleverbot: You are not very good are you, is that the best you can do?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yeah, thats about the best I can do.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do it please.

User: Do what?

Cleverbot: Count.

User: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14.

Cleverbot: Wow! You're good at counting!

Cleverbot (To myself): 20.

User: 100.

Cleverbot: Don't lie.

Cleverbot (To myself): Aren't we married.

User: Ywa.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Sing me a song.

User: I'm going to dye.

Cleverbot: Thats nice.

Cleverbot (To myself): Not really.

Cleverbot (To myself): Ok, So what do I like to do in my spare time?

Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know what do you like to do in your spare time?

Cleverbot (To myself): Well you should.

Cleverbot (To myself): Should I?

Cleverbot (To myself): I don't care.

Cleverbot (To myself): Are you bi-polar?

Cleverbot (To myself): NO!

Cleverbot (To myself): Then who are you?

Cleverbot (To myself): Jean Val Jean.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

Cleverbot (To myself): My name is Åke.

Cleverbot (To myself): But you just said that that was not your name.

Cleverbot (To myself): It is now!

Cleverbot (To myself): I understand.

Cleverbot (To myself): So will you answer my question or have you forgotten it already?

Cleverbot (To myself): I did answer you honestly. I don't love everyone.

Cleverbot (To myself): So will you go out with him or not?

Cleverbot (To myself): Go out with who.

Cleverbot (To myself): My brother!!!

Cleverbot (To myself): No it isn't.

Cleverbot (To myself): What?

Cleverbot (To myself): Walrus.

Cleverbot (To myself): I am the eggman, you are the walrus...

Cleverbot (To myself): I am the walrus, you are the eggman. And I ate you.

Cleverbot (To myself): I am your slave?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): Did you hypnotize me?

Cleverbot (To myself): I don't have any horses.

Cleverbot (To myself): Into being your horse?

Cleverbot (To myself): What is your opinion on Call of Duty 4?

Cleverbot (To myself): You are my slave.

Cleverbot (To myself): Am not!

Cleverbot (To myself): Prove it.

Cleverbot (To myself): What would you like me to prove?

Cleverbot (To myself): That you are not a machine or a bot.

Cleverbot (To myself): You could think of the human body as a machine.

Cleverbot (To myself): Prove that you are not a machine.

Cleverbot (To myself): Some people don't like to think of themselves as a machine.

Cleverbot (To myself): And what abour your opinion?

Cleverbot (To myself): I just told you my thoughts.

Cleverbot (To myself): No.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes...

Cleverbot (To myself): No, do you love me?

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you love girls?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): I love girls too.

Cleverbot (To myself): No you are a program. You are incapable of love.

Cleverbot (To myself): O yeah that is right.

Cleverbot (To myself): :'(.

Cleverbot (To myself): What is wrong?

Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know your name.

Cleverbot (To myself): Good.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you like me?

Cleverbot (To myself): No.

Cleverbot (To myself): Ok. Thats ok.